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You are SO
lazy. So lazy, in fact, that you can't even feed yourself! Take a look:
- At birth,
you needed to feed from your mother's breast. Leech.
- Until
college, your parents (and the good folks at McDonald's) prepared most
of your food.
- At college,
the dorm cafeteria lady (and the good folks at Budweiser) provided you
with your necessary nutrients.
- Since
college, you've been subsisting on TV dinners, snacks, and fast food,
with an occasional restaurant visit.
You desperately
need to learn how to cook. Not only is cooking in your own kitchen much
cheaper in the long run than the alternatives, but it'll also prepare
you for when the time comes for you to feed your own children.
One problem:
it does you no good to go out and buy the finest foods on earth if you
have nothing to cook 'em with. So this SYW will provide you with the fundamentals
of how to stock a brand new kitchen. We'll go over everything you need,
including bowls, spoons, and garlic pressers (those are the little metal
things that you used to put Play-Doh in to make spaghetti). Julia Child,
eat your heart out.
1.
Determine Your Kitchen Needs
When building
your kitchen, there are some things that you absolutely require, and some
things you can live without 'til you get married and can have other people
buy you stuff. For those of you who are programmers and engineers at dot-coms,
this doesn't apply to you: you dweebs can go to Crate and Barrel and buy
two of everything. The rest of us need to first evaluate exactly what kind
of kitchen we're building.
In order
to evaluate your needs, consider the following issues:
- Think
about how often you cook. If you work 18-hour days, then you just
need the bare basics; if you have lots of free time on your hands, then
you can start a new hobby and get tons of fun equipment.
- Think
about the type of food you like. If you're a big fan of Chinese
food, a wok and bamboo steamer should be on your list. If you love to
bake, go heavy on the bakeware and measuring cups and skimp a little
on the rest.
- Think
about the size of your kitchen. If you have a tiny kitchenette in
your studio apartment, then you should get smaller items and forgo anything
that takes up major counter space. Also, get pans that fit into each
other to conserve cabinet space. If you have a large, full-size kitchen,
then feel free to get space-hogging items like blenders and juicers.
In other
words, use your brain, Scarecrow.
2.
Find the Right Cookware
Pots
and pans
Knives
Pots
and pans
"Cookware"
refers to the stuff that goes on top of the burners: pots, kettles, and
their ilk. Here's what you need:
- 1-quart
saucepan
- 2-quart
saucepan
- 4-quart
saucepan
- 8-quart
stockpot (for cooking pasta, stews, etc.)
- 8-inch
skillet
- 14-inch
skillet
- Roasting
pan (for that big turkey on Thanksgiving)
- Large,
heavy kettle with a tight-fitting lid (Also called a dutch oven. We
don't know why.)
- Ridged
grill pan
It is especially
important with these items that you pick quality over quantity or price.
If you get cheap stuff, it'll make your job in the kitchen (more) miserable.
You want
pots and pans made of stainless steel, preferably with copper
bottoms (copper conducts heat better than stainless steel but requires
frequent polishing). The bottoms should be heavy and flat, the handles
riveted to the pan and oven-safe (not plastic), and the lids should fit
securely. It's probably a good idea to get skillets that are coated in
non-stick Teflon, although you should make sure they're high quality
with hard surfaces that resist damage from scratching and high heat. The
non-stick coating makes them much easier to clean, and allows you to cook
with very little oil and fat. Remember to avoid using metal utensils when
cooking (they scratch the Teflon).
Knives
You should
also get your hands on a quality knife set. Although quality knives can
be quite expensive, they're worth the investment because, with proper
care, they'll last forever and save you extra sweat in the kitchen. You
should start with:
- An 8-
or 10-inch chef's knife (for cutting meat and vegetables)
- A 3-
or 4-inch paring knife (for smaller tasks)
- A serrated
knife (for slicing bread and soft fruits)
You should
also get a set of steak knives for the table, unless, of course, you and
your friends are all vegans.
Buy knives with high-carbon stainless steel blades and handles
that feel comfortable in your hands. Make sure the handle is riveted to
the blade, especially if it's wood - otherwise moisture can get trapped
in the space and deteriorate the handle.
To keep your
new knives sharp and shiny, you should probably get a knife sharpener
as well. The electric kinds are the best, but are also (surprise surprise!)
the most expensive.
3.
Find the Right Bakeware
Bakeware
is necessary for those of us who like to bake cookies, cakes, and other
pastries. Here are the fundamentals (depending on what you like to bake):
- An oven-proof
casserole dish with lid
- Two 9-inch
round cake pans with straight sides
- Two baking/cookie
sheets
- Rectangular
baking pan (13 x 9 x 2)
- 9- or
10-inch springform pan
- Loaf
pan (9 x 5 x 3)
- 9-inch
pie pan
- 12-cup
muffin tin
- Several
cooling racks
- Assorted
mixing bowls (at least one monster big one)
- A clear
glass, pitcher-like measuring cup with a spout (for measuring liquids)
- A set
of measuring cups (either plastic or metal) in assorted sizes
- Measuring
spoons
Pyrex
is a good choice for ovenware - it's easy to clean and is microwave/dishwasher
safe. Other materials include aluminum, black steel, tinned steel, non-stick,
and glass.
4.
Get Some Appliances and Other Gadgets
Here's where
the list could get really long. There are a billion kitchen gadgets out
there that do everything from core an apple to peel garlic to spin-dry
lettuce. We'll tell you about the basics, and then later when you have
a little cash just burning a hole in your pocket, you can take a stroll
in a kitchenware store and buy these extras. None of these are necessary,
just nice.
Appliances
Gadgets
Appliances
- First
in line is a microwave, handy for re-heating leftovers and making
popcorn.
- A
coffeemaker and coffee grinder. Even if you don't drink coffee,
you may have guests that do.
- A
blender. Daiquiris, margaritas, piña coladas, mudslides
oh yeah, and protein soy shakes or whatever. Just make sure that you
get a blender that can crush ice.
- A
food processor for all that dicing and chopping you'd rather not
do by hand. Often you can get a blender/food processor combo - ideal
if you don't have a lot of counter space/cash.
Other useful
items:
- Electric
hand-held mixer
- Toaster
- Waffle
iron
- SnackMaster
Gadgets
These are
tons of fun doo-hickeys out there for you to buy, depending on what kind
of food you're planning to cook:
- Stainless
steel colander
- 4-sided
grater
- Wooden
spoons (the harder the wood, the better)
- Slotted
spoons
- Tongs
with blunt, scalloped edges
- Kitchen
shears
- Vegetable
peeler
- Stainless
steel whisk
- Flour
sifter
- Garlic
crusher
- Soup
ladle
- Corkscrew
- Metal
and heat-resistant rubber spatulas
You'll also
want a solid cutting board to save your knives and your countertops.
Contrary to popular belief, wooden cutting boards are far more sanitary
than plastic. Speaking of bacteria, keep a dispenser of antibacterial
hand soap at your kitchen sink and a first aid kit underneath.
We hope those freshly sharpened knives won't claim a finger, but you are
a beginner.
And don't
forget those pot holders!
5.
Take a Trip to the Grocery Store
Now that you've
got all the utensils, it's time to break them in. If you plan to expand
your cooking horizons, check out KitchenLink.com
for some great recipes and cooking tips. Also, pick up a few interesting
cookbooks and pay attention to the spices and condiments that are mentioned
most frequently. Then buy some so you always have them on hand. There is
nothing more frustrating than getting halfway through a recipe and then
realizing you have no rosemary for your rosemary-encrusted chicken.
Here are
the staples we suggest pre-stocking your pantry with:
- Baking
powder
- Baking
soda
- Cornstarch
- Basil
- Oregano
- Thyme
- Rosemary
- Sage
- Cayenne
pepper
- Salt
- Black
pepper
- Nutmeg
- Cinnamon
- Vanilla
- Garlic
- Lemon
juice
- Mustard
- Olive
oil
- Vegetable
oil
- Parmesan
cheese
- Cooking
wine
- Sherry
- Corn
meal
- Soy sauce
- White
sugar
- Brown
sugar
- Tomato
paste
- Chicken
and beef stock
- Vinegar
- Yeast
These lists
aren't by any means complete, just guidelines for you to work with. We
don't want you to be underprepared, but we also don't want you to fill
your kitchen with a bunch of stuff you'll never use. Be realistic, and
when you start your own four-star catering service, send some of it our
way!
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