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Everyday
you feed it more and more - a jacket, some scarves, a pair of clogs, some
books, a Pictionary set missing half the cards - until its monstrous
mass finally overwhelms you. Everyone has at least one closet that could
be declared a natural disaster. So you only have two options: Write to
the President asking to receive funds from FEMA,
or get yourself organized. And because we'd feel guilty recommending that
you take federal money away from earthquake victims, this SYW will guide
you through the process of making sense out of that chaotic hole you call
a closet.
By the way,
you're going to learn how to organize a clothes closet, but the same principles
apply to linen or utility closets. Good thing too - you're a real slob!
1.
Remove everything from the closet
Think of this
step as your journey into the great unknown
you never know what little
goodies you'll find lurking in the dark recesses of a closet. So the first
step is to remove every single item inside it. EVERYTHING. This serves two
purposes:
- You'll
be able to see exactly what kind of space you have to work with.
- You'll
be so embarrassed by your pile of junk sitting on your floor/bed/sofa/dog,
that you'll have no other option but to organize it neatly.
Once your
closet can again see the light of day, scrub it down. Martha Stewart recommends
a tangy lemon-flavored recipe you can make yourself, but soap and water
will work too.
2.
Seperate the items you removed
Most people
hate this step since it involves getting rid of items that you've owned
since you were eight years old. To make the impending separation a little
easier, follow these two steps:
Divide
items into bins
Get rid of everything but the Keep Bin
Divide
items into bins
Gather four
bins from your local discount store and label according to the guidelines
below Boxes will work just as well, but make sure they're strong enough
to support a heavy load. Then put each item into the appropriate bin.
- Keep
Bin: The hard and fast rule for deciding what items to keep is to
look at how often you wear/use the item. For clothes, any item you have
not worn more than twice in the last year should not be included. Be
extremely harsh; if there's even a doubt, do not throw it into
the Keep Bin. That's how you got into this mess in the first place.
- Throw
Away Bin: You'll probably notice halfway through the process that
your Keep Bin is overflowing while the rest are virtually empty. However,
if you think about it, some of your possessions are probably ripped,
stained, broken, or in some other state of calamity. So any item that
is 100% unsalvageable should go directly into the Throw Away Bin. However,
do not put an item into the Throw Away Bin just because it's ugly -
those items should go into your Donate Bin.
- Sell
and Donate Bins (one of each): These bins will be the heaviest,
because chances are that most of your stuff isn't ruined, just out of
style or ill-fitting. If it's been over a year since you've fit into
the garment, donate it (keeping clothes that don't fit will just take
up room from other outfits that could make you look fabulous right now).
We strongly suggest that you give as much of your stuff as possible
to Goodwill
- it'll make you feel good, and you may get a tax break.
However, if you gave at the office and want to make a little extra cash,
you can always take things in particularly good shape to a consignment
store. Suits and sweaters will likely fetch the best price, but
many consignment stores will accept almost anything that's in good shape.
Get
rid of everything but the Keep Bin
The minute
you finish putting your stuff into bins, immediately get rid of the Throw
Away, Sell, and Donate Bins. If you keep those bins around, rest assured
that they'll somehow find a way to get back into your closet. So once
everything gets binned
- Get some
large trash bags, and put your Throw Away Bin items into them. Put the
trash bags outside with the other garbage, and be thankful that you
got rid of some stuff.
- Put the
Sell and Donate Bins in the back of your car and take them to the appropriate
locations.
- Go home
and take a shower. You probably smell bad after lugging all those old
clothes around.
3.
Divide remaining items
You should
now be left with substantially fewer clothes than when you started (if
you have more clothes, then the laws of physics apparently do not apply
to your closet), so you are now ready to begin sorting. So turn on some
music and start sorting your way through your remaining possessions. If
there is a fun part to organizing a closet (and that's debatable), this
would be it. To make the process easier, try to divide your items into
four categories:
The
Season Category
The Type Category
The Use Category
The "What the Hell Is This?" Category
The
Season Category
The first
thing you should do is separate all of your clothes into three categories:
- Summer
- Winter
- Spring/Autumn
You are sorting
purely for functionality - winter stuff will include your heavy jackets,
summer stuff will include swimsuits.
If you have
the room at home, take out-of-season garments and put them in clear bins
or garment bags. Be sure to put some cedar in with your clothes. Cedar
stinks but it does keep away moths and besides, you can always wash your
stuff to get the smell out. If you have a little extra money and are really
at a loss for storage space, you can always store your items at a dry
cleaners. Most will do this for the cost of dry cleaning but its best
to call ahead to make sure of the store's policy.
The
Type Category
Start by
getting all of your professional clothes together. You know, the suits
with sleeves long enough to cover up your tribute tattoo to Britney Spears.
Don't forget to include any outfits you might wear on an office casual
day. This will make getting dressed in the morning so easy that you'll
be able to hit your sleep button five times instead of four. The next
type of clothing you'll want to separate is special occasion outfits.
By this point you should have lost the lime green tux, so this pile should
be pretty easy to manage. The last pile to organize is your casual stuff.
These items range from your weekend wear to stuff only your dog should
ever see you in.
The
Use Category
Now look
at your three neat piles and decide how often you wear each piece. This
is going to seem unbelievably anal, but believe us it works. Take your
three piles of clothing and divide each pile into common-wear and infrequent-wear
clothing.
The
"What The Hell Is This?" Category
So you've
followed all the steps and you're now left with a pile of odds and ends
that don't belong anywhere. We'll chalk these items up as accessories.
Chances are these items are a mixture of shoes, belts, scarves and suspenders.
Divide this stuff up by what part of the body they apply to. It won't
be perfect but it will eliminate clutter in the long run.
4.
Use closet organizers
Let this
be your new personal mantra: closet organizers are the gifts of the Gods.
These simple and inexpensive items will make organizing your closet a
snap. There are three main types of organizers that can fit any closet,
no matter its size: shelves, specialty clothes hangers and shoe racks.
- Shelves:
Shelves serve one major purpose: they provide you with a place to put
all the things that would otherwise go on the floor. People who break
out into hives at the mere mention of Bob Villa should look into using
pre-assembled stackable shelves-they come in a variety of sizes and
bend to fit the dimensions of your closet. Installed shelves, however,
tend to be able to hold more weight. They can be found at most home
improvement stores.
- Specialty
Clothes Hangers: You'll also want to purchase a variety of clothes
hangers. Before you decide which type of hangers would be best for you,
do us a favor and get rid of all the bent-out-of-shape metal hangers
lurking in your closet. Look for collapsible, multi-tiered hangers,
which save space by allowing you to hang to multiple garments at once.
- Shoe
Racks: You'll also want to invest in a sturdy shoe rack, which come
in all shapes and sizes. If you're dealing with a small closet, get
a hanging shoe rack that you can attach to the back of the door. Most
stores also sell shoe bags (with pouches) that can be fixed to the wall.
In addition to shoes, these pouches are good for storing scarves or
belts. Make sure the pouches are transparent, though, or else they'll
become a breeding ground for all your odds and ends. Another way to
organize your shoes is to keep the original shoebox and paste a picture
of the shoes on each box so that you know what's inside. Granted, the
film processor will look at you strangely, but at least you'll be organized.
If you're hell bent on keeping your shoes on the floor, however, then
at least point each pair of shoes in a different direction. We swear
this will give you extra room.
Well that's
it. You should now be perfectly organized. Now if only you could find
somewhere to put your life size cardboard cutout of Spock
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